
Below is Gala Darling's Spy dress-up story ….
Emerald is a spy, her boss, a hirsute man with an eternal case of morning breath, told her she was the “most conspicuous spy in the universe” before firing her (& her dog, Salvador) one rainy Tuesday.
Nowadays she operates a small, doddering practise from her bed-sit in Hollywood. If she was the star of a book series, like Nancy Drew (her personal heroine), the titles might be…
The Case Of The Washing-Line Thief
The Mystery Of The Last Biscuit
Spooky Times On The Midtown Bus
The Puzzle Of The Late Rent Cheque

Emerald & Salvador love to watch America’s Most Wanted & share peanut butter sandwiches. They are available for immediate hire. They accept cash, cheques, dog biscuits, & all restaurant coupons.
Natasja · Apr 23, 02:58 AM · #
I love this. I was thinking you looked very much like an international super-spy when I saw the first picture. It’s completely fabulous. The story is absolutely genius, totally creative, and I love little Salvador (who cares if he’s a bag? furry puppy purses are people too! hee!) It’s all wonderful, Gala, tres chic indeed! You inspire me =)